Scumbucket cheese dick

It was late Friday night and nik, marcus, zoe and I were walking back from the pub when nik and I notice this guy putting this note on a car windshield and while trying to suppress a grin he stole away in his own vehicle. Nik and i waited till he was completely out of range and walked back to the car and found this note.

Don't ever park outside my house again scumbucket cheese dick.
Signed GOD (Daniel)